Before I tell you about all the good things I’ve been doing just for you, I’d like to take a moment to complain about something nobody else cares about. It really annoys me when people use the phrase ‘on accident’. I come across it from time to time when I read blog posts and articles, so I can only assume it’s one of those phrases like “hold down the fort”, “irregardless”, “normalcy” and “acclimate” that have fallen into common usage despite being incorrect English. Allow me to clarify.

You cannot do something ‘on accident’. That is impossible. You can do something on purpose. You can do something by mistake or by accident but combinations such as ‘on accident’ or ‘by purpose’ are nonsense. Whew! That feels better.

Anyway, like I said, I am always improving. I have fixed the wallpapers page and I’m working on a news post archive. That’s not all, however. A big improvement I’m making is to go back and turn all of the comics into .png files rather than jpegs. I realised today that the new format will take up less space but will be have higher quality and to be honest, the time and detail I have lavished on these comics was too great for some of that detail to not be seen.

Let’s see how it goes. Again, early days, under construction, etc. Have patience with anything crazy. Isn’t it nice that I’m doing these things just for you? I love you just the way you are. Why don’t you make the site your homepage? Then we can be bestest friends forever! What’s more, you will become irresistible to the opposite sex. As if on magic.

I am going to Leeds Festival this weekend but I have Monday off because it is a bank holiday and I work for a bank. I will probably be at least hung-over on Monday but I will be able to improve the site and post another rant anyway. The festival is going to rock. Prepare to throw up the horns, my friends.