It’s very easy for me to avoid spoilers since I had no idea what was going on but my God, this film’s visuals were breathtaking. I guarantee Advent Children has the best fight sequences you will see this year and probably in your lifetime. I could just about follow what was going on because I had an abridged script to hand and that was all I needed. I’m not sure how being able to understand the dialogue would have made the experience any more enjoyable.

Update on the Lynx/Axe situation: a new advert in the ‘Spray More Get More’ range, in which a man sprays the Lynx on a penny and throws it into a fountain so that the woman who has become attracted to the penny runs in after it. This is madness. See for yourself here.