Hiatus! Wait, you already knew that. It’s been — what? — eight months since my last update. Woops. Well, it’s no coincidence that this is exactly the same amount of time I’ve been at University. We’ve been over this — I’m just not the kind of guy who can quit his job and do this full time. I don’t exactly have a job, I’m just in full time education. My job is to pour all of my creative energy into not flunking a course. No room for hobbies till the summer. Has anything happened to me since my last news post? Nothing much. My girlfriend of three and a half years broke up with me. Anyone who didn’t end up marrying their high school sweetheart will know how that felt. Also, I had some surgery. Anyone with an odd number of kidneys or an aversion to motorcycle crash helmets will know how that felt. But I digress.

In summary: I poked my head out and saw my shadow. Three more months of winter. I’m sure somehow you’ll survive in the interim reading better comics by more competent artists. Keep it real, homies.