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Valuable Resources

Aug05

by David Bishop on 5th August 2005 at 00:01

Chapter: Life on the Fourth Floor

Characters: Amy, Charlotte, Jack

Here is your comic for today.

└ Tags: boobs, breasts, budget, budgeting, Charlotte hates Amy, finance, finances, hate, hatred, Jack has the priorities and restraint of a fifteen-year-old, manipulation, money, rent

The Logical Conclusion

Aug10

by David Bishop on 10th August 2005 at 21:58

Chapter: Life on the Fourth Floor

Characters: Amy, Bob, Jack

Here is your comic for today.

└ Tags: Amy breaks up with a guy, Amy has dated a lot of guys, doin' it, having sex, intercourse, Jack has the priorities and restraint of a fifteen-year-old, Jack loves Amy, mature and healthy response, open to interpretation, potentially offensive assumptions about others, romance, sex, sexuality, third date, third date rule, virgin, virginity, yikes

One Perfect Man

Aug12

by David Bishop on 12th August 2005 at 21:58

Chapter: Life on the Fourth Floor

Characters: Amy, Jack, Michael

I know what you’re thinking. “One perfect man? God already made one perfect man and his name is Nicolas Cage.” But don’t worry. ‘Perfect man’ here just means ‘perfect for Amy’, which Jack is to the same extent that he[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…

└ Tags: delusional, issues, Jack has the priorities and restraint of a fifteen-year-old, Jack loves Amy, one-night stand, romance, third date, virgin, virginity, yikes

A Slow Day

Aug17

by David Bishop on 17th August 2005 at 21:59

Chapter: Life on the Fourth Floor

Characters: Amy, Jack

Was it worth embarking on a story arc in which one character believes something weird and implausible and off-putting about another character just to facilitate this one joke? Yes, yes it was. I regret nothing.

└ Tags: Amy's lifestyle choices, issues, Jack has the priorities and restraint of a fifteen-year-old, Jack loves Amy, relationships, sex, slow day, virgin, virginity, yikes

The Spell

May16

by David Bishop on 16th May 2007 at 22:11

Chapter: Get that Wumpa Fruit

└ Tags: compulsion, everyday annoyances, game, games, groupthink, Jack has the priorities and restraint of a fifteen-year-old, lack of personal hygiene, music, nostalgia, obsession, video games

Perhaps Not Exactly Like Firefly

Jun09

by David Bishop on 9th June 2007 at 22:16

Chapter: Get that Wumpa Fruit

└ Tags: accident, fandom, fear itself, Firefly, gun, guns don't kill people they seriously injure people, Jack annoys Michael, Jack has a history of this kind of thing, Jack has the priorities and restraint of a fifteen-year-old, ouch, violence, you can't take the sky from me

Creedful

Jan30

by David Bishop on 30th January 2008 at 04:32

Chapter: Denial is Stage One

└ Tags: assassin, being silly, boobs, breasts, creepy, disapproval, familiar-looking characters, games, guns don't kill people hidden blades kill people, having fun, Jack has the priorities and restraint of a fifteen-year-old, jokes, mature and healthy response, Medieval, riffing, the male gaze, the twins, two gamers on a couch I guess, video games, violence, voice-planting, yikes

Kingyos Skillz

Jul31

by David Bishop on 31st July 2009 at 19:38

Chapter: Running Around Mashing Buttons

└ Tags: animals, clichés, cute, games, Jack has the priorities and restraint of a fifteen-year-old, ouch, potentially offensive assumptions about others, two gamers on a couch I guess, video games, violence, webcomic, webcomics, when animals attack

Religious Test Drive

Apr15

by David Bishop on 15th April 2012 at 19:47

Chapter: Taking a Stand against Taking a Seat

Voodoo, who do, you do etc. Let’s just all get it out of our systems now.

└ Tags: being silly, clothes, costume, cultural appropriation, cultural identity, hats, ignorance, Jack has the priorities and restraint of a fifteen-year-old, magic, mature and healthy response, ouch, penis, playing dress-up, potentially offensive assumptions about others, religion, spirituality, stupidity, transatlantic western culture soup, yikes

Vestigial Windpipe

Oct15

by David Bishop on 15th October 2012 at 19:48

Chapter: Taking a Stand against Taking a Seat

Here is you comic for today.

└ Tags: banter, boisterous boys, don't hate the player hate the game, flatmates, frustration, game, I just lost the game, in-joke, insomnia, Jack annoys Bob, Jack annoys everyone, Jack annoys Michael, Jack has the priorities and restraint of a fifteen-year-old, jokes, nostalgia, prank, roommates, shared living space, The Game, things that are fun for about ten seconds or a couple of days if you're twenty, violence, when people stop being polite and start getting real, you had to be there and even if you were there it wasn't that funny, you just lost the game

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